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Stem Cell Research - Now a Barking Chicken, What's Next?!?
Stem Cell Research – Now a Barking Chicken? What’s Next?!?
According to confidential sources, an impending shortage of chickens is believed to be imminent in the USA for the balance of 2005 thru 2008. This shortage is due to the sudden increase in demand for chicken as a primary source of nutrition. Hence causing a new chicken breed to be genetically engineered which will bark like a dog. Stem cell Research has now begun to develop what is being called “The Nando’s Peri-Peri Barking Chicken”
A Spokesman for CAUSA (Chicken Assoc. of the USA) says
“The Barking Chicken will solve this impending disaster”. The unprecedented demand for chickens is being caused by the use of Nando’s Peri-Peri Hot Sauces.
A Nando’s spokesman is quoted as saying that it will make no difference to sales of chickens whether they bark or not, as Nando’s tastes great on all animals but especially tasty on grilled chicken. “People won’t care if the chicken barks or not!”
The Scientists & Veterinarians in Northern CA responsible for this “Nando’s Barking Chicken” were not available for comment.
This addictive Peri-Peri Hot Sauce may be obtained in small quantities at http://www.nandosusa.com.
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Are you accusing...
the writer of this article of being a Quack? If so, I too am crying FOWL...
This doesnt sound real...
Yeah this article seems like bullshit to me. It doesn't even make sense and is poorly written.
Whhy would you want a Chicken that can bark?
So it can be a Clucker Spaniel!
Its Bark is worse than its Peck...
really terrible
i am scared
??????? ?????
Horribe!
That is the most repulsive thing I have heard! Why would any DECENT person want a chicken to sound like a dog? I have had chickens all of my life and I wouldn't want a chicken that barks! Thats not natural, anyone who was involved in that should be ashamed.
Barking chicken!
Well i don't mind barking chicken as long as it tastes the same thing. It might just be a bit weird in the morning, when the sun is rising.. to hear.. mmm.. the chickens :)
Karen
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Like the article says, I have no problem eating a chicken that barks like a dog, nor would I be concerned with purring. I would, however, have a problem eating a dog that clucks like a chicken. Maybe that's an unfair bias.
Old MacDonald's Farm..
Old MacDonald had a farm..e i e i o. And on this far he had had a chicken!..e i e i o.. With a Bark! Bark! here, and a Bark! Bark! there. Here a bark!, there a bark!, everywhere a bark! bark!..Old MacDonald had a chicken! eee ii eee ii oooooo
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