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Cometary Commentary
March 4, 2008
by Renaisauce,
1 year 38 weeks ago
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You're all wrong. It's going to be a giant satellite filled with radiation-tainted hydrazine (in a lead container designed by China) coming back to Earth from Europa, where it gathered up alien acidophile protozoa. It will crash uncontrolled directly onto Amsterdam, spreading nuclear waste, toxic gas, old marijuana and unknown life forms all over Northern Europe. Of course, the Europeans will blame Russia and declare war. Russia will retaliate by invading Chechnya, forcing Chavez to invade Puerto Rico for the good of the fatherland. And the only man who will be able to stop things is the man who created the satellite to begin with, a Mr. Bob Wormwood, Ph.D.
But that's just my interpretation.