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global warming
Submitted by Anonymous on Mon, 2007-02-05 10:20.
Feb. 2 2007
27 degrees, Global Warming is helping to change the enviroment. 500 years ago a man was sitting at his desk looking down at a large dried leaf that he was painting a picture on for his kids. He noticed that the room was getting cooler. he spoke to his wife. "Woman bring in some wood from the wood pile and place a fagot on the fire. She agreed the chill was excessive, she dashed out into the snow and grabbed a few small fagots for the fire. Returning inside she asked the man "my love do you think it will ever warm up again?" Yes woman the groundhog report is an early spring. Come next August you will look forward to this global cooling that we are having today. Seasons cycle. Yes my dear man, I understand now the seasons do cycle but I really like global warming the best. She then went to gather more wood so that her man would not be cold.
He returned to his picture of a man and woman tanning on a tropical beach.
In the picture the kids were hot so the man painted a tree to give them some shade........ The woman knew the man was smart!
Sincerly, Still to cold

